I was talking with a guy I was interested in in the campus dining hall. After our meal, we both went to pick out pears to take with us, and, while selecting my pear, I for some reason felt the need to justify my choice, so I started rambling about why it seemed like a good pear, the color and feel of it, etc. He started looking at me oddly, and I felt the need to justify myself, so I blurted out, “I know a lot about pears.” And then I panicked. I still don’t know exactly what I was worried about. I think I worried that I would come off as some sort of creepy, pear-obsessed loser, so I quickly and smoothly qualified my statement.
“I know a lot about pears. But not… too much.”
I recently got a compass to match my world map.
I love to travel, and I am a Geography major.
This is pretty clever!
The Doctor and I - John Barrowman
(cover of The Wizard and I from Wicked)
His presence just screams ‘alpha male’ – but in a really odd way. If he walked through here now you would immediately get it. He walks like a drunk giraffe!
- Steven Moffat
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE 100000 NOTES ALREADY?!?
Oh Hyperbole And A Half…I have no words for how awesome this is.
Modular sofa that is from wall to wall in the media room.